Good and bad
Not too bad, but the physics and controls are a bit off. It's WAAY too quick/sensitive to be as fun as it could be.
Props on the graphics and the general appearance.
Excellent game. Great graphics and gameplay mechanics.
Made in poor taste, only one way to climax :( Make it longer and more sexy next time.
Nice animations, although the AI isn't stellar.
Hey, not bad!!! This is pretty close to the iPhone app! Graphics were done well.
Nice, clean, fun game! Took me a couple of hours to put it down :D
Hey guys, can you point me to a walkthrough? I can't get past the ducking duck...
Could be improved
My first feeling playing this game was that of "cool, an original game". The only things were:
- the dude looked retarded(redesign him)
- the conveyor belt made it harder( switch directions randomly maybe?)
- make him jump so that he can move to one side faster( a solution to the moving problem)
- the machete shower was too easy to dodge(a little bigger perhaps, or random location?)
- repetition of prizes( this is just lame dude, just lame)
- uselessness of prizes. Ok, this is my biggest advice to you: have powerups...and how about some health packs -- something like BoneGrow(tm)...(lol)... to grow back his massacred parts once in a while. As for upgrades...i dunno...a shield maybe? or a way to destroy some machetes...and if you must have useless prizes...how about showing(as a user suggested already) some of the prizes on him as he runs around.
But good game overall. I seldom write reviews, but this has potential.
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